Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Weird Fishes Weird Fishes Weird Fishes

ما كان ودي أكتب هالكلمتين.. لأنه يظل أحمد الديين، وتظل له في قلبي مكانة خاصة، حتى ولو أصبحت، ومنذ أشهر ليست بقليلة، محل تساؤل
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ليسمح لي الديين أن أتقدم له بـ"قراءة رابعة"مفادها التالي: ثقتنا بوزيرة التربية ثابتة، لم تزعزعها محاور الشريع الهزيلة، أما ثقتنا بك سيدي، فإنها، وللأسف، في تبخّر مستمر.. وسريع
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حسافة
.Very old. Probably the oldest sketch I have on this computer.
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I've been ripped off by Curves! As if their hishiky bishiky music and their unprofessional staff were not enough reason to cancel my membership. Now I can either make peace with my newly grown love handles and welcome any excessive fat with open arms, or I can dig out my old tapes from the eighties and dance to come-on-shake-your-body-baby-do-the-conga till I get the Monroe Body I've never had.

Savvy bloggers needed.
An impersonator's been leaving foul comments on my blog (see this post for example) and the name he/she uses (mine) links to my profile page. My question is how?

And more importantly, WHY? :(

Your Wednesday song: Radiohead's Weird fishes/Arpeggi
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One more thing. Please read this article. And no. Halima and I are not related.

36 comments:

kila ma6goog said...

أحمد الديين

لا تعليق

كيرفس

نطري اسبوعين اكو نادي يديد راح يبطل بالجابرية و نفس السيستم مال كيرف

40 منتس ثري تايمس أ ويك

و صاحبه رفيجي فتضربين عصفورين بحجر

رشاقة و نصير ربع

أما سالفة منتحل الشخصية فما نقول الا الله يلعن صدام و الغزو , طلعت لنا أمراض نادرة مالها علاج

Purgatory said...

old sketch, zain zain ;p

Hasan.B said...

What ahmed said was an observation, and if look at what happened and add those that were against noureya and those that choose not to take sides the total is still less than those that were with the Minister. However what I am fearing at the moment, is that everyone is backing noureya, without looking at what is she doing? The fact that she is a women and a bit liberal is not enough. She just made 2 VERY importnat decisions at a very weird time! Just the night before "jalsat 6ar7 il theqa"!! O one of them is not even dated! Which still shows that "ma meshat ela 3l 3ain il 7amra" She should have resigned just after denying the whole incident, this what brave ministers in modern countries do.

Hasan.B said...

لكن القاضي رفض دعواها بحجة أنها مسألة قبلية"
Il7madela wel sheker, sij takahlof, ilsalfa kilha takahlof. Btw did you hear the story about the woman that was married and had kids and after few years ahalha "ektashfaw" ena mestawahum el ejtema3e a3la min il zouj, fa ilqathe asdar qarar eb ta6leqha roghman 3nha!? 6ash ma 6ash had an episode about here

ولاّدة said...

أحمد الديين وساركوزي سبب خلاف مشتعل بيني وبين زوجي في الآونة الأخيرة

بالنسبة لديين فزوجي يحاول دائماً أن يجد له أعذار تبرر كل شطحة من شطحاته أما ساركوزي فيعتقد بأن تصرفاته غير لائقة برئيس دولة

وهات يا خناق أنا والرجال ...لا بارك الله في الديين ولا في ساركوزي

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curves مصيبة
اشتركت في فرع الشعب وما كمّلت لوووعة موظفات ما لهم خلق وحالتهم حالة

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خطاك السو حبيبتي على الانتحال
غريب اشكثر في أشرار
براوي على قولة نصوري ولدي يعني بلاوي

Ms. Baker said...

Okh! Curves? I was just about to join...what happened?

Hmm. I like the Conga :) The eighties is my mama and I am it's child. So: I-know-you-cant-control-yourself-any longer -come-on-shake-your-body-baby-do-the-conga-beat ;P

It makes me mightily ticked to see those shameless, shameful, and sad comments you get. I wish I had an answer as to why some people find the energy in themselves for things like that. I don't. No, actually I have one.

Meanness.

Ha ha! Halima used to be my neighbor believe it or not. I once was the peacemaker between family members fighting over invitations to her wedding ( I gave them mine to shut them up and restore peace and harmony).

(BTW couldn't read the article)

Bad-Ran said...

في اثنين مو قادر استوعب شلون قلبو جذي .. احمد الديين يصير اسلامي و محمد عبدالقادر الجاسم يصير وطني !!

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about the impersonator , he is simply writing ur Name in the nickname field and ur page in the URL feild in the (Choose an identity) under the comment box.

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قصة تعور القلب .. آل تسامح آل

Ms. Baker said...

Oops finally got to read the article, I spoke too soon. Sorry, wrong Halima, ri7t ib3eeeeeed!

Amethyst said...

Curves? I should stay away ya3ni?

The impersonator is a person with no life. So, you're better off not knowing anything about him/her.

Anonymous said...

ليش مو ملونه الصوره

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Shurouq said...

Ma6goog
أبي تفاصيل عن نادي رفيجك، وعلي أساسها أقرر نصير ربع والا لأ

وصح. كله من الغزو.. والتلفزيون

Purgatory
I swear mako ilham :/ shasawwi?!

Hasan. B
I'm glad you said "a bit leberal" coz I don't believe she is.. That's besides the point anyway. I back Nouriya because I can tell she's on top of things at the ministry.. She's hardworking, determined, and wants to make a difference. In my very humble opinion, she deserves a chance.

Al Deyain is entitled to his opinion too.. I just wonder if he's still the intelligent, independent writer/thinker we've always admired.

Yes. I remember that case among others.. Some stories, whether from Saudi or our beloved Kuwait are too out of this world to comment on.

ولادة
انا أعتقد تصرفات كارلا بروني هي اللي غير لائقة بتوب موديل سابقة.. الحين هدت الممثلين ومطربي الروك ممن يجيدون الاحتفاء بمباهج الحياة الدنيا، وحبت سياسي، وفرنسي، ويميني؟! خلصوا الرياييل؟

Hehehe Ms. Baker
Glad you found your way to the article. Ro7ai ib3eeeed o ta3alai salma :**

Bad-Ran!!
I feel stupid!
Of course! Thank you

Amethyst
I will not start a campaign against Curves here, although they deserve nothing less ;)

Anonymous
هذي النسخة الملونة :)

حمودي said...

مسكينه ليش مقصوصه ريلها ؟


اما عن احمد الديين ففعلا شي غريب

Abdullah said...

nice post..
I know dash 3ar'6 bas tara Ron Paul came in second place in the Nevada caucuses! :P

Purgatory said...

You already have it, You knwo what to do ;p

jo said...

i was gonna sign up 3 days ago at jabriya as well.. laish you wanna revoke el membership? shkether sarlich there? did they let you cancel it? and its so !@#$%ing expensive here in q8.in the states makan more than 20 dollars a month,

Krakatoa said...

شفتيه شلون مرتز بإجتماع حدس..

Anonymous said...

شروق

ليش تعليقات وايد ممسوحه

شصاير تالي الليل :)

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White Wings said...

نورية تستحق الفرصة
مخلصة وحقانية وبنت الوزارة
لكن رفضها للوزارة من الأساس كان راح يرفعها في عيني اكثر
وتبرير رفضها للوزارة بكونه بسبب القرارات التعسفية التخلفية كان راح يسويها أقوى وأكفأ
لكنها اختارت الوزارة، وكوزيرة هي مجبرة على تطبيق القانون، ألا وهو فصل الاختلاط، وعليه كان لازم ما تقبل المنصب من الأول
كأني لفيت في دائرةن مو؟
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غواصي اكتشف الطريقة البسيطة جداً الي بواسطتها الجماعة ينتلون شخصياتكم، بس محنا عارفين طريقة لايقافهم...اما السبب، فيعلمه الرب
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